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******* READ FULL PROFILE BEFORE RESPONDING******* I live life as a professional and mom; however being a 28 y/o bi-female with very little sexual inhibition my two lifestyles more often feel like two personalities..so i am looking for people to accomplish that and stay with in the bounds of cleanliness, honesty and respect...I am not willing to sacrifice, compromise, or bend who I am in any part of my life just for a few orgasms! I can get a few myself in less than 5 mins without having to deal with other people or the hassle, so this is a largely a social/emotional as well as physical desire I have..no hard drugs, std's, or freaks!
I prefer to meet people that I connect with in general(if you want to get me hot&wet-take a hint-stimulate my brain!)...Ideally I am looking for a continuous 'friends with benefits'; however, I am openly aware that for most people, when the 'benefits' end, so does the 'friendship'....this is NOT what I am looking for.... ********************
I am not going to meet anyone for 'lunch', or an impersonal quickie *unless I already know you*...that is just wrong, gross and an epitome of sleaze to me.
I have a son who lives with me 150% of the time, so you can only take up as much time as I have to give! Also, having a recent criminal background check, blood tests, dna samples and full psychological exam readily available for scrutiny are nice...lol, kidding, but come on people-my maternal instincts will always win over this side of me&since I don't have a LOT of free time and a lot more 'drive' than I have 'sex' in the 'sex drive' dept- it would be nice if I could host after the intitial screening *meaning you sit in a room while your background check, fingerprints, and blood all pan out*..ok, I really am kidding!-thus the reason--> You must love to laugh, and have an extremely good sense of humor..helps if you laugh at SNL,Jim Carrey,SuperTroopers, Jeff Foxworthy or SpongeBob Squarepants etc. *I've recently discovered George Lopez-perfect for a need to laugh end of day stress reliever*
***I have face pictures in my network albums, but I will not add you to my network until I have seen YOUR face if you live in this area***
My Ideal Person:
if you live in the area and message me you HAVE to send a FACE pic if there is not one in your profile, the chances of us knowing each other are too high to not see who I am talking to...If you are a couple, I have to be attracted to BOTH of you...and if there is ANY uneasiness from either husband or wife, I am not into it, must be a mutually desired thing, and you must be extremely secure in your relationship...NO EXCEPTIONS>>>married men cheating....get the little mouse on the damn back button and hit someone else up(thats not even right) I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A ONE NIGHT STAND, nor a 3-5 night one at that either....if you want that, go somewhere else..NO ONE OVER 40 unless you fit into the 'richard gere/bruce willis' arena! *you must brush your teeth and know the defenition of high personal hygeine!* I tend to lean towards being a perfectionist in this area...ATTCACH A FACE PIC OR I WILL NOT REPLY!!..I am in no way THIN, but I've learned that size defenition is in the eye of the beholder-to some I'm huge and others have said I'm simply chubby?? Either way;I hate people who assume that being heavy means I am desperate, LOL...rrrright-WRONG...I do have face pics available to send.*****to single men..like I said, I don't do one nighters, and whoever gets it better frickin love it-I can tell if you aren't into it, so if you are going to be embarassed to be seen with someone over a size 5 *this area is full of men like this* get over yourselves...I am not bitter or cold, but I am warning you now, cause you'd rather I not do it in public when we meet
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